Jon and Chris are in the Bowl for another Bowls With Buds double feature talking origin stories, projects, time travel, and GOD.

THANK YOU to our Bowl After Bowl Episode 364 Producers: Mary-Kate Ultra, ChadF, Pheonix, Boolysteed, makeheroism, HeyCitizen, ajoint, Boo-Bury

Check out Jon's Links: Jon Breaks Bad News / Most Embarrassing Show / Dire Descent

Check out SirSeatSitter's Links: ABS 'N A 6-Pack / Sir Seat Sitter's Decentralized Music

Listen to SirSeatSitter's previous Bowls With Buds appearances:

Episode 64 ★ Bowls With Buds ★ SirSeatSitter

Episode 132 ★ Bowls With Buds ★ SirSeatSitter

Episode 188 ★ Bowls With Buds ★ SirSeatSitter

Episode 346 ★ Bowls With Buds ★ SirSeatSitter

Mentioned podcasts: Cumtown / Biggest Problem in the Universe / The Dollop / WATP

Mentioned movies: The Dead Don't Die / Dope Sick Love / The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It / The Machine

Mentioned sites & vids: FourthWall / Superhumman / Into the Mouth of the Void - Dire Descent

Intro/Outro: e s c p - Drive

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: OrangeMart, harvhat, Piranesi, ajoint, HeyCitizen, ChadF, djw, Boo-Bury, cottongin, piez, wartime, MikeNeumann, ericpp, Boolysteed, bitpunk_fm Tune in to Homegrown Hits Thursday to find out who won the Satellite Skirmish: Polar Embrace! SEND PHYSICAL MAIL TO: PO BOX 410154 Kansas City, Missouri 64141 STAY TUNED... Bowls With Buds ft. SirSeatSitter & Jon Breaks Bad News SATURDAY January 18th at 7pm Central Bitpunk.fm Bowls With Buds FRIDAY January 24th at 8:00 PM Central Intro/Outro: Nihilore - Noctivagant FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever karaoked. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever filed an insurance claim. TOP THREE 33 Former Phillies All-Star Jeff Hoffman signs with Toronto Blue Jays on $33 million, 3-year contract (Delco Times) USPTO presents AI strategy as AI patent applications soar by 33% (IP Watchdog) India has 33 years before it gets 'too old': McKinsey demographic report (New Indian Express) Hamas expected to release 33 hostages in the first phase of ceasefire deal with Israel (CNN) Kuwait sends another aid plane to Syria with 33 tonnes of relief supplies (Xinhua) New Yorkers to face new taxes as MTA confronts $33 billion shortfall, even with congestion pricing (CBS News) BEHIND THE CURTAIN DEA Judge cancels marijuana rescheduling hearings (Marijuana Moment) 5th Circuit reaffirms prosecuting a marijuana user for illegal gun possession was unconstitutional (Reason) Judge rules raids of hemp stores by NYC sheriff, state officials were improper (Times Union) Man sues Portland cannabis shop, says it recommended an extreme THC dose that landed him in the ER (Oregon Live) METAL MOMENT Tonight, we've got some DeMu metal for you with Middle Season's Let Go (What's holding you back) Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at [email protected] and send the Rev karma! ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN KC Bitcoiners Judge halts attempt to retrieve Bitcoin hard drive worth nearly $750 million from landfill (New York Post) Coinbase user sentenced to two years for Bitcoin tax fraud to surrender access to $124 million Bitcoin fortune (No BS Bitcoin) US Department of Justice gets clearance to liquidate 69k BTC seized from Silk Road (Blockchain News)

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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 362 Producers: ChadF, KevinS, harvhat, anonymous, Oystein Berge, bitpunk.fm, wartime, RevCyberTrucker, Boolysteed, ajoint, Sir TJ the Wrathful, Piranesi, HeyCitizen

Intro/Outro: Harris Heller - Next Stop, Mars

ChadF Fountain Radio takeover 6pm Central WEDNESDAY, January 9th

TUNE IN to the Satellite Skirmish: Polar Embrace THIS SUNDAY, January 12th at 4:00 PM Central

NEXT BOWLS WITH BUDS: SATURDAY, January 18th @ 7pm Central featuring Jon Breaks Bad News and SirSeatSitter

FIRST TIME I EVER...

This week, Bowlers called in about the First Time They Ever had a snow day.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever karaokeed.

TOP THREE 33

Tether dominates with 33% share in the $1.5B December on-chain revenue (CCN)

33 injured as bus carrying Russian tourists crashes into toll booth (The Nation Thailand)

Additional 33 national treasures recognized (Vietnam+)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Joe Biden ignores reporter asking about releasing marijuana inmates (Forbes / YouTube)

Rise in Arizona youth hospitalized from marijuana use (CBS 5 / YouTube)

Arkansas judge rules Medical Marijuana Commission wrongfully issued license to cultivation facility (The Arkansas Advocate)

Nebraska Hemp Company hosting cannabis education display at Capitol (Capitol.NE.gov)

Texas federal judge rules federal ban on gun, drug possession is unconstitutional as applied to defendant who was not intoxicated at the time of incident (gov.USCourts.TX) Legal cannabis linked to increase in cannabis health problems, study shows (Good Morning America / YouTube)

METAL MOMENT

The RevCyberTrucker is BACK with Brass Against's cover of Pantera's Walk.

Follow him on the Fediverse @[email protected]

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

IRS delays cost-basis reporting rules until 2026 (IRS.gov)

US Appeals Court strikes down Net Neutrality rules (US Courts)

KC Bitcoiners' meetups

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING!

Illinois man finds decades-old Christmas gift inside wall of childhood home (WATE) The first baby of the year in St. Louis is family's second New Year's Day baby (WVLT) 7,000-year-old alien-like figurine from Kuwait a 'total surprise' to archaeologists (Live Science) Colorado suspect wanted in attempted bank robbery after handing teller illegible note (FOX)

Montreal bank robber flees on foot after getaway bike stolen during failed robbery (Toronto CTV News)

Tutu-wearing spider monkey rescued by police in Jefferson County (FOX)

Don't wipe toilet seats with bathroom paper, Japanese maker Toto advises (The Mainichi)

United Airlines business class passenger urinates on stranger midway through long-haul flight before telling him 'not to press charges' (GB News)

Baby bird found alive inside dead man's stomach after being swallowed during fertility ritual (The Latin Times)

War declared against California micronation of Slowjamastan (KTLA)

hzrd149 of NoStrudel + Blossom and StevenB of Curiocaster, LNBeats, TheSplitKit + TheSplitBox are back in the Bowl TOGETHER to discuss possible interoperability between Nostr and RSS.

You can hear their previous Bowls With Buds appearances:

Episode 320 ★ Bowls With Buds ★ StevenB

Episode 316 ★ Bowls With Buds ★ hzrd149

Episode 272 ★ Bowls With Buds ★ StevenB

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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 361 Producers: marykateultra, cbrooklyn112, Oystein Berge, anonymous, ChadF, Kolomona, ericpp, Boolysteed, harvhat, Boo-Bury

Intro/Outro: e s c p - Silent Satellite

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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: harvhat, ChadF, Anonymous Fountain User, makeheroism, marykateultra, Boolysteed, Piranesi, HeyCitizen, cbrooklyn, HeyCitizens#1Fan, Dame Black Loca

TUNE IN for Bowls With Buds SUNDAY JANUARY 5th ft. hzrd149 and StevenB after No Agenda around 4:20 pm Central

Play games at Hyperspaceout

Intro/Outro: The Electro Collective - How Far Away

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Raspiblitz update featuring AlbyHub

Fountain Rewind

Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals blocks enforcement of US Corporate Transparency Act

TOP THREE 33

Man, 33, threatened to release sarin gas during Joel Osteen's Christmas Eve service, cops say (The Independent)

Ukrainian marine and journalist Roman Borshch brought back to Ukraine after 33 months in Russian captivity (Ukrainska Pravda)

Mozambique police commander says 33 dead, 1,500 escaped in Maputo prison riot (CNN)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

DEA fails to release annual report with weed arrests, seizure data (NORML)

More than 35,000 scientific papers on marijuana published over the past 10 years (NORML)

Marc Fogel designated as "wrongfully detained" in Russia, US government says (CBS)

Tennessee hemp businesses win $735k settlement over illegal seizures (Tennessee Lookout)

METAL MOMENT

DuhLaurien brings the DeMu metal band Denim Cobra withSovereigns of the Air.

Send jobs karma to RevCyberTrucker and follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at [email protected]

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever stayed up until midnight on New Year's Eve.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever…

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Santa Claus marries 14 couples day before Christmas (FOX)

Trapped cat rescued from inside Wyoming chimney (UPI)

Texas teen allegedly killed rival competitor's show goat in act of jealousy (CBS)

'Stressed' Amazon delivery driver dumps 80 packages in wooded area (FOX)

Rare gold coin worth thousands of dollars found in Napa Salvation Army kettle (The Community Voice)

Maryland man arrested after pouring whiskey in holy water at Christmas Eve mass (FOX)

Scientists develop lickable VR lollipop device allowing you to taste foods through TV (EBNW)

Fisherman finds Lego shark lost in ocean in 1997 (UPI)

'Snake' that prompted Massachusetts police response was fake (UPI)

Missing dog returns home, rings doorbell nine days later (WDSU)

Join us SUNDAY at 4:20 pm for Bowls With Buds ft. StevenB and hzrd149

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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 359 Producers: Sharky, harvhat, ChadF, Anonymous Fountain user, cbrooklyn112, wartime, Boolysteed, Piranesi, Lavish, bitpunk.fm, HeyCitizen, MaryKateUltra, phifer, DJW, ericpp, Boo-Bury, ajoint Intro/Outro: HeyCitizen - It's Christmastime Again! (Lofi Beats Mix)

PO BOX 410154 Kansas City, Missouri 64141

ENTER THE DUHLAURIEN CALENDAR GIVEAWAY by mentioning it at [email protected] or in the IRC

Add the Satellite Skirmish to your calendar January 12th

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Helipad update / AlbyHub update v1.12.0

El Salvador agreement on Extended Fund Facility agreement (International Monetary Fund)

El Salvador made Bitcoin an official currency. Now it's backtracking for IMF loan. (The Wall Street Journal)

Craig Wright found in contempt of court over Bitcoin creation claims (Wired)

US Corporate Transparency act injunction overturned by Fifth Circuit

(Reuters)

Russia imposes 6-year ban on crypto mining in 10 regions, citing energy use: Tass (CoinDesk)

KC Bitcoiners Beers with Bitcoiners at The Bar

KC Bitcoiners Bitcoin & Coffee! at Take Care's OLEO

TOP THREE 33

33-year-old man charged with murder in death of woman set ablaze on subway train (ABC)

Study: Houston area has 33 of the top 100 most congested roads in Texas (Houston Public Media)

Chicago man Hilton Keller released from prison 33 years after wrongful murder conviction (ABC)

Rare snails reintroduced after 33 years in captivity (Hawaii.gov)

Japan foreign visitors top 33 million in January - November, break annual record (Kyodo News)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Drug Enforcement Administration judge says DEA made a critical "blunder" in its effort to issue subpoenas to Food and Drug Administration, grants them anyway (Marijuana Moment)

Illinois approves female orgasm disorder as a medical marijuana qualifying condition, while Oregon rejects similar proposal (Marijuana Moment) New Mexico medical pot seller sues Internal Revenue Services for tax refund (Bloomberg)

New York Governor Kathy Hochul signs weed farmers market bill, bill allowing agricultural tax assessments (Morning AG Clips)

Nashville judge temporarily blocks new hemp rules from taking effect(Tennessee Lookout)

METAL MOMENT

DuhLaurien brings The Doerfels - Carol of the Bells

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FIRST TIME I EVER...

Tonight, Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever saw Santa.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever stayed up until midnight on New Year's Eve.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING!

Man's penis turns to bone - docs want to use shockwaves to break it down (New York Post) Single women are doing photoshoots with fake baby bumps - and the reason is wild (NY Post) Grinch arrested after drinking too much eggnog in Alabama (WBRC)

American Airlines technical issue sparks travel chaos on Christmas Eve (New York Post)

Police officer dressed as Grinch steals Christmas spirit during drug bust (New York Post) Snowman mascot hug prompts police response in Idaho shopping area (KREM)

Canadian ditches tree for obelisk (New York Post)

Santa braves the sticky heat of the Amazon jungle to bring gifts to children in Brazilian village (The Associated Press) 'Christmas lawyer' files for Supreme Court review in holiday light show fight with HOA (New York Post)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: SircussMedia, harvhat, ChadF, cbrooklyn112, hzrd149, HeyCitizen, Lavish, Anonymous, Piranesi, ajoint, Boo-Bury, Boolysteed, frankiepaint, bitpunk.fm, Sharpie, SirTJtheWrathful Intro/Outro: Jaxius - Choice Is Critical Most Embarrassing Show Episode 4 with Sir Seat Sitter, Jon Breaks Bad News and Sir Spencer Wolf of Kansas City 2024 DuhLaurien calendar PDF One Christmas by Able and The Wolf ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Boostagram Ball *LIVE* at Antone's Bitmain launching US production line (X Cancel) Czech Republic scraps capital gains tax on crypto held for over 3 years (The Block) Guy's Take: When Should I Sell My BTC? (Guy Swann / Bitcoin Audible) Notice of data breach (ByteFederal) Early Bitcoin investor sentenced for filing tax returns that falsely reported his cryptocurrency gains (DOJ) First tax evasion conviction in the US for Bitcoin: two years in prison (Atlas21) Samourai Wallet trial set for November 3, 2025 (The Rage) KC Bitcoiners' Holiday Bash at RJ's Bob-be-que Shack TOP THREE 33 Hamburg, New York receives 33 inches of snow from lake-event storm (FOX Weather) NJ Gov. Phil Murphy pardons 33, commutes 3 women's sentences in first use of clemency (NBC10 Philadelphia) -- second term ends in Jan 2026 33% of Tulsa Public School students are multilingual; here's how TPS meets their needs (News 9) Deaths from drug overdoses surged nearly 33% in Oregon last year (Oregon Public Broadcasting) Gazans mourn 33 Palestinians killed in attack that Israel says targeted militant leader (Reuters) Israel-Gaza updates: Israel kills at least 33 in Nuseirat camp 'massacre' (Al Jazeera) Israeli strikes on Gaza kill at least 33 including children, Palestinian medics say (The Associated Press) Mumbai BEST bus crash: My father doesn't drink, has 33 years of clean record (Times of India) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Quando Rondo sentence to 33 months in prison for federal marijuana charge; fined $40K (Savannah Morning News) DEA requests subpoenas to "compel" FDA officials to testify at marijuana rescheduling hearing (Marijuana Moment) Nebraska Supreme Court agreed to take up a lawsuit seeking to overturn the medical legalization measures voters approved (Nebraska Examiner) Nebraska Gov. Jim Pillen signs proclamation certifying voters approved two medical weed legalization initiatives on November ballot (Nebraska Examiner) Rhode Island opens nations first state-sanctioned overdose prevention center (NPR) West Virginia Supreme Court rules judges can bar people from using medical weed as a condition of probation (WV News) JAPAN: new law criminalizing use of pot went into effect (Japan Times) METAL MOMENT Dire Descent - Devoured(LN Beats) Send jobs karma to RevCyberTrucker and follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at [email protected] FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever made an ornament. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever saw Santa. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING! 33 cats up for adoption after rescued from home in South Philly where owner died (NBC10 Philadelphia) 33 endangered black-footed ferrets released in Colorado (KKTV) 33 New Zealand police staff under fire for 'political tourism' trip to China (Stuff) Piccadilly Gardens: Jury convicts coffee-throwing robber after 33 minutes (BBC) Clyde, TX family celebrates Christmas tradition for 33 years (KTAB) Macy's hosted a Christmas market in Manhattan and it did not end well (Not the Bee) Krispy Kreme hit by cyberattack disrupting delivery of online doughnut orders (USA Today) Balloon-blowing kits recalled in Canada because they can cause kids to hallucinate (Not the Bee) Two NY men die after using bat poop to grow pot (New York Post) St. Nicholas sarcophagus believed to be discovered during excavation project (FOX)

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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: ericpp, harvhat, ChadF, beamus, bitpunk.fm, ajoint, SirSeatSitter, HeyCitizen, piranesi, boo-bury, oystein berge

Intro/Outro: Jaxius - Dream Code (JaxiusMusic YouTube)

The Most Embarassing Show Thursday

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Saving Satoshi

Coinbase asks users to stop using VPNs and ad blockers (XCancel)

US officials urge Americans to use encrypted messaging apps (CISA)

Texas court blocks Corporate Transparency Act (Sidley)

WabiSabi vulnerability report (GitHub)

KC Bitcoiners Beers at The Bar on Johnson Drive THURSDAY @ 6:30 pm

TOP THREE 33

Lebanese released from Assad jail after 33 years given hero's welcome (Al-Monitor) Spanish actress consumes kambo, dies at 33 (VICE)

Point Defiance, WA Zoo's beloved bald eagle, Tahoma, dies at 33 (KOMO News)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

STUDY: THC toxicosis in dogs treated with transmucosal dissolving CBD sheet (Frontiers) Doctors for Drug Policy Reform sues to pause rescheduling hearings so court can consider their challenge to DEA's decision to exclude it from participating, gets motion denied (DEA)

CALIFORNIA: Former Commerce City Manager, Baldwin Park City Attorney plead guilty to participating in a scheme involving bribes in exchange for support in the cannabis business permitting process (Department of Justice) Illinois Supreme Court rules smell of marijuana enough for vehicle search (The Center Square) Prosecutors appeal dismissal of charges against notary for Nebraska medical cannabis petitions (Nebraska Examiner) New York regulators sued by the Medical Cannabis Industry Association over $20 million "fee" to enter recreational market (Times Union) Second Tennessee groups sue attempting to stop hemp rules limiting THCa products (Chattanooga Times Free Press)

METAL MOMENT

Send job karma to The Rev!!

Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at [email protected]

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever went to the vet.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever made an ornament.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Woman's body recovered from Pennsylvania sinkhole (FOX)

Police illegally sell restricted weapons, supply crime (CBS) World's oldest-known bird lays an egg in Hawaii at age 74 (The Associated Press) Couple reunited after wife spots missing husband on news (KSL TV 5) South Carolina mayor dies in crash being 'pursued' by deputy after his police force quit (FOX) Lyft driver scams woman after 'imaginary child' pees on seat (MSN)

NJ senator calls for limited state of emergency as drone mystery deepens (NBC) V.A. officials resign after Breitbart report of staff orgy at TN Veterans Hospital (Shore News Network)

Researchers thought they found Amelia Earhart's missing plane but it was rocks (Smithsonian Magazine) Wolves may be pollinators as well as predators (CNN)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: Em, bitpunk.fm, ChadF, Kevin S, harvhat, collinb, ericpp, boo-bury, hzrd149, HeyCitizen, revcybertrucker, ajoint, lavish, EastsideTony, Tjunta Intro/Outro: Jaxius - Dreams (JaxiusMusic YouTube) Check out the Homegrown Hitsgiving special for 3+ hours of decentralized music ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Fifth Circuit lifts Tornado Cash sanctions (The Rage) Officials are halting Bitmain units at US ports (Blockspace) Michael Saylor pitch to Microsoft (XCancel) European Central Bank timeline and progress on digital euro (ECB)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: harvhat, ChadF, Fountain user, Boolysteed, ajoint, CollinCZ, Lavish, Piranesi The Ghost Inside - Engine 45 Bowls With Buds ★ Episode 344 ★ ChadF Intro/Outro: Floating AnarchY - Cyber Funk (YouTube) ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN mempool.space MicroStrategy buys 55,500 BTC (CNBC) @jamesob tweet SEC Gary Ginsler announces resignation (Barron's) Coin Center analysis of crypto policy landscape following the elections Satsconf hackathon winners (Even Tornado) Learning @ Chaincode

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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: Vox, SircussMedia, Sharky, NetNed, harvhat, ChadF, wartime, Fountain user, ericpp, Boo-Bury, ajoint, permanerd, makeheroism, Boolysteed, RevCyberTrucker, Bitpunk.fm, Sir TJ the Wrathful, Piranesi, HeyCitizen

Intro/Outro: SpiderDave - A Wonderful Nightmare

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

The V4V ask summarized in a Nostr note

Spencer note ft. ODELL zap

AlbyHub

Dave Portnoy clip 1, clip 2

Bitcoin Rocks

Simplified Privacy / Monero bros tired of being dunked upon

Ring of Fire #21 balanced, #22 in the works -- email [email protected] if you want to join

MicroStrategy BTC holding

KC Bitcoiners coffee meetup FRIDAY at 7:30 am

TOP THREE 33

Bitcoin retreats after 33% surge since Trump's US election win (Euro News) Here's a rapid-fire update on what Trump will mean for all 33 portfolio stocks (CNBC) AT&T surges 33% YTD: Reason to include T Stock in your portfolio? (Yahoo Finance)

After losing 33% in the past year, Cracker Barrel Old Country Store Inc institutional owners must be relieved by the recent gain (Yahoo Finance)

How to combat the 33% increase in food waste during the holidays (WDTN)

Kansas City Police announce 33 arrests including suspected shooter outside NKC High Shool, fentanyl dealer (KCTV)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Chris Christie says Trump will remove federal restrictions on marijuana, find 'sweet spot' for crypto regulation (Benzinga)

Federal judge tosses Huckabee lawsuit against Meta over ads using his name and image to sell CBD products (The Associated Press) First discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 330: I Am The Factor July 9, 2024

Delaware unveiled drug use harm reduction vending machines (DE.gov) Massachusetts approves first marijuana research facility license (MassCannabisControl) Appeals court rules counties cannot stack Missouri marijuana taxes (Missouri Independent) NE Attorney General: Investigations won't affect medical cannabis election certification (Nebraska Examiner) Judge orders 'illicit cannabis' signs removed as New York regulators face scrutiny following raids (Times Union) Lawsuit claims New York's cannabis rollout threatens small farms' survival (CBS 6 Albany)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us El Estepario Siberiano's King of Illusion

Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at [email protected]

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever had a potluck.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever did a hard drug.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

New Hampshire shelter faces enor-mouse problem after man surrenders nearly 1,000 rodents (AP)

Carcass of endangered fin whale washes up near Anchorage, Alaska (AP)

Bear that damaged luxury cars actually a person in costume (AP)

Florida man arrested after pretending to be undercover police officer to avoid background check (FOX) Florida man sentenced for 'jiggling' genitals at hospital (Villages-News)

Cruise facing rough seas in Spain plays Titanic theme (Local 10 Miami)

Georgia mother arrested after son walks less than a mile from their home (WSBTV)

Smuggler caught with hundreds of tarantulas strapped to body (BBC)

Elderly woman arrested on flight for not paying for frozen tuna sandwich (Latin Times)

Man finally receives pressure cooker two yeas after cancellign Amazon order (Quirkl)

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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: Kevin S, harvhat, ChadF, HeyCitizen, wartime, Fountain user, Tjunta, frankiepaint, piranesi, Boolysteed, bitpunkfm, phifer, lavish, Sir Libre, seedubs, cottongin, revcybertrucker, oystein berge, ericpp, Sean Ryan

Intro/Outro: e s c p - Tokyo

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Dogecoin outperforms Bitcoin (Bloomberg)

Clark Moody dashboard

Bitcoin Fog user Roman Sterlingov gets 12.5 years for allegedly running it based on 'junk science' (US DOJ)

Max Kaiser tweet

KC Bitcoiners at KC Bier Co at 6:30pm

TOP THREE 33

Latin America poverty hits 33-year low but inequality prevails, UN report says (Reuters)

Gaza: At least 33 civilians reportedly killed in strike in Jabalia (Channel 4)

Israeli strikes on Lebanon kill at least 33 (Al-Monitor)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

2024 Pot-Related Election Results (Marijuana Moment)

California voters approved Prop 36 increasing penalties for theft, drug crimes including fentanyl, creating a drug court treatment program for people with multiple possession convictions (SOS.CA.gov) Colorado Springs voters approve competing pot measures deciding fat on recreational sales (CPR) Updated results: Colorado Springs amendment to ban recreational marijuana failing (The Gazette) Kentucky voters in 106 municipalities and counties decided on local ballot measures to allow medical pot businesses to operate - and every single one was approved (SOS.KY.gov)

Michigan voters overwhelmingly reject new pot business proposals (MLive) More than a dozen Oregon communities vote to ban psilocybin businesses (Oregon Capital Chronicle)

Researcher sues DEA over rescheduling process (Document Cloud)

New Mexico company vows to sue over damages after authorities destroy cannabis crops (The Associated Press)

METAL MOMENT

Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at [email protected]

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever got caught in a lie.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever had a potluck.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Blobs washed up on Sydney beaches actually fatbergs (ABC Australia) First emperor penguin known to reach Australia found alive on tourist beach (AP) Costco forced to recall 80,000 pounds of butter for the dumbest possible reason (New York Post) Mattel apologizes after mistakenly printing porn site on 'Wicked' movie dolls packaging (CNN) Woman discovers needle left in vagina during childbirth after 18 years of pain (Independent) Ambulance hits Oregon cyclist, rushes him to hospital, then sticks him with $1,800 bill, lawsuit says (Oregon Live)

Raccoon busts through ceiling at New York's LaGuardia Airport (Gothamist)

Tennis Channel removes analyst indefinitely after comment about Barbora Krejcikova's forehead (CNN)

Ohio family builds 50,000-pound Stargate with 'dial-home device' to scan the cosmos (USA Today)

Argentinian President Milei removes law that's supposed to prevent kids from becoming werewolves (Not the Bee)