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Homegrown Hits Episode 90

Mary-KateUltra's Discount Blessings! (Substack)

5050pods.com

Episode 344 ★ ChadF ★ Bowls With Buds

bitpunk_fm unwound BTC Prague Report / bitpunk.fm Cassette Countdown / Stay Awhile - Able and The Wolf

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Intro/Outro: Raven - Hold On

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever noticed a magic number.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever packed too much.

TOP THREE 33

Israel recovers bodies of three Gaza captives as it kills 33 Palestinians (Al Jazeera)

Inside historic 33-hour B-2 stealth bomber strike on Iran's nuclear sites (Aviation A2Z) BBC gives Israeli deaths 33 times more coverage, new study reveals (Novara Media) Ukraine war latest: 'It was impossible to look at' - Russian mass missile, drone attack on Kyvi kills at least 9, injures 33 (The Kyiv Independent)

Hims & Hers stock plunges 33% as Novo Nordisk ends partnership, citing 'illegal' practices (Investopedia)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Antidepressants can cause heat intolerance, dehydration (New York Post)

Study finds higher doses of LSD lead to 'greater reductions in depression' (Cell.com) DEA judge rules against MMJ BioPharma Cultivation's effort to obtain cannabis bulk manufacturing license (FOX)

Nebraska Attorney General Mike Hilgers sends cease and desist letters to 204 retailers over mislabeled THC products (Nebraska Examiner)

New Jersey finalizes Cannabis Training Academy (NJ.gov)

Texas Gov. Greg Abbott signs bill expanding medical weed law, vetoes THC ban (Texas Tribune)

Korea Supreme Court declares CBD illegal (Korea JoongAng Daily)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Aldious' We Are.

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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Bitcoin ad on the Las Vegas strip

BitcoinLaws.io

Texas ready for $10M Bitcoin purchase after governor signs bill for state reserve (CoinDesk)

"Coinmarketcap has been hacked - DO NOT INTERACT"

Make it out to a KC Bitcoiners' meetups

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING

Alabama man allegedly used dead man's identity to buy 33 guns, thousands of rounds (AL.com) 33 unmarked burials potentially found at Legacy Park in Decatur, Georgia (WABE) *Cape Girardeau, Missouri road buckles in the heat (KY3)

Michigan bear roamed woods for two years with lid on his neck, but not anymore (The Associated Press)

15-year-old boy struck by lightning in Central Park 'feels lucky' (ABC 7 NY)

Giant sphere falls from sky in Indiana after severe weather sweeps through (FOX)

Leaders of 'orgasmic meditation' women's wellness company OneTaste convicted in forced labor trial (AP)

Man finds out he was married without his knowledge, ex-girlfriend arrested (KLFY)

Chinese hotel told 'wake-up service' of red pandas climbing onto guest beds must stop (The Independent UK)

Michigan dispensary Bigfoot causes controversy (EH Extra), while another dispensary is offering freebies with proof of Bigfoot sightings (WKFR)

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Intro/Outro: Meow Wolf + Beach House - Marin's Dreams

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Tell us about the First Time You Ever had an operation for next Tuesday's FTIE! (816) 607-3663

METAL MOMENT

SABATON - Templars

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Intro/Outro: Spencer & Laurien

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Electric Callboy - Elevator Operator

ON-CHAIN OFF-CHAIN COCAINE SHITSTAIN

Spencer defends Alby one last time? WienerMemer's nostr post

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Intro/Outro: Stellar Drifta

Redbar S22 E07 and 7 minute iso Hyper Spaceout \ The Small Group does Vegas Infantile Amnesia from The Great Unthinking

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever drank something gross. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever went to the desert.

TOP THREE 33

2 Chinese nationals charged with smuggling 'potential agroterrorism' fungus into US (ABC) At least 10 dead, 33 hurt in Russian attacks across Ukraine overnight, officials say (ABC News) Another 33 people died "without fixed abode" in OC in April, 122 for year, lowest number since 2020 (Voice of OC) Report claims 33 "hate and antigovernment extremist groups" operating in Colorado (Denver Gazette) Spirit Airlines giving away 33 pairs of flights for 33rd anniversary (KTLA) Overdose deaths fell 33% in York County, PA last year (WGAL)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

The President's FY 2026 Budget Request (White House) Florida Division of Elections says 2026 legalization ballot has enough signatures (dos.elections.myflorida.com) Minnesota Governor Tim Walz signs bill decriminalizing bong water (MN.gov) Nebraska Governor's Medical Marijuana Commission picks who opposed legalization have been officially confirmed (Nebraska Examiner) South Dakota's Attorney General announces former state Department of Health employee charged with falsifying medical cannabis card (news.sd.gov) Texas Gov. Greg Abbott could sign bill to create ibogaine consortium (capitol.texas.gov)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Haelstorm's Darkness Always Wins.

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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Las Vegas kidnapping () CBS Mornings Bitcoin Conference recap (CBS YouTube) Democratizing Bitcoin app development (Alby) KC Bitcoiners Coffee meetup FRIDAY at Maps Coffee & Chocolate 8:00am Ring of Fire ONGOING / email [email protected] if you want in

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING

33 spectators banned from MLS gams following brawls at Snapdragon Stadium (NBC)

Aledo Rhubarb Festival celebrating 33 years in June (WQAD)

Message in a bottle floats from Hawaii to Florida (YouTube)

This cat poop parasite can decapitate sperm, might be fueling infertility (Gizmodo)

Woman says boyfriend's fart gave her sinus infection (The Sun)

Turkey teeth op gone wrong (The Sun)

AI company files for bankruptcy after being exposed as 700 Indian engineers (Dexerto)

Walt Disney's granddaughter says bringing him back as robot is an abomination (Daily Beast)

Stowaway pigeons stir chaos aboard MSP Delta flight (The Minnesota Star Tribune)

Man shoots self while selling handgun (Cleveland)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: harvhat, cottongin, ChadF, cbrooklyn, hbhgardens, phifer, SirSeatSitter, WrathfulT, Boostein Berge, Boolysteed, makeheroism, lavish, PermaNerd, V4V++ Intro/Outro: 1983 SynthWave - RetroWave Kingdom KC No Agenda Meetup SATURDAY May 31st @ 3:33 pm MaryKateUltra's The Great Unthinking The Art of Being Remembered HyperSpaceOut SUNDAY at 9pm GET FREE STICKERS Send a self-addressed envelope to PO Box 410514 Kansas City, MO 64141 FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever went to recess. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever drank something gross. TOP THREE 33 Gaza death toll rises to 53,977 as fresh Israeli attacks killed 52, including 33 in a school (The Peninsula Qatar) 33 Palestinians killed in Israeli strikes across Gaza in ongoing genocide (Anadolu Ajansi) India's anti-terror outreach begins: here's why these 33 nations were selected for delegations' visits (India TV News) 33 arrested in Northern Ireland people-smuggling operation (BBC) 33 arrested during week-long deployment of anti-gang squad in northern British Columbia (CTV News) 33-year-old man dies at Milwaukee County Jail; second death in 2 months (Milwaukee Journal Sentinel) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Matthew Zorn to become "psychedelics czar" as deputy general counsel at the Department of Health and Human Services (Marijuana Moment) * Check out his Substack On Drugs DEA grants permission for church to use ayahuasca (Psychedelic Week) Maryland Governor Wes Moore signs Budget Reconciliation and Financing Act of 2025 clarifying rules on cannabis taxes (Governor.MD.gov) At long last, Minnesota has decriminalized bong water (Minnesota Reformer) Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz signs agreement allowing Chippewa to operate businesses outside reservation (Star Tribune) New York Cannabis Control Board approves proposed rules for state Cannabis Showcase programs (Cannabis.NY.gov) Oregon weed businesses could provide samples at industry events if governor signs bill (Oregon Legislature) Tennessee Governor Bill Lee signs 'hemp-killing' legislation banning THCA, synthetic cannabinoids (Cannabis Business Times) Denton (TX) City Council votes to repeal voter-approved decriminalization (Denton Record-Chronicle) Washington Governor Bob Ferguson signs bill on marijuana business advertising (Governor.WA.gov) METAL MOMENT SEND KARMA TO THE REVCYBERTRUCKER FAMILY PLEASE Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at [email protected] ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Ghost of Satoshi 3D Print(Maker Print) Darknet Market Maximalism (AntiMoonboy) Cake Wallet adds Payjoin v2 (Cake Wallet) KC Bitcoiners WEDNESDAY Circular Economy @ LIBERTY, MO STEAK N' SHAKE KC Bitcoiners THURSDAY @ The Bar FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING 33-inch-long 'woolly' mountain rat caught on camera for first time ever (Live Science) Private sperm bank admits to giving sperm samples without donors' knowledge (LGBTQ Nation) Florida "junk man" creates fiberglass sculpture to commemorate first county code violation (Click Orlando) Norweigian man awakes to find 443-foot vessel ran aground in his backyard (Associated Press)

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Intro/Outro: Synth Kid - Midnight We Ride

Listen to Homegrown Hits

Play HyperSpaceOut

The Great Unthinking by MY JESUS TREE

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever called someone the wrong name.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever went to recess.

TOP THREE 33

Only 18 of San Francisco's 33 new speed cameras are turned on after 2 months installed, none are issuing tickets (ABC 7 San Francisco) Federal, state authorities arrest 33 in worksite operation against illegal immigration (CBS Austin) Federal agents arrest 33 undocumented migrants at Wildwood construction sites (WESH) Counting corpses in Gaza: 33 Palestinians killed for every Israeli dead (India Today) Widespread Gaza strikes kill at least 33 people, Hamas-run authorities say (Times of Israel)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

DEA, Johnny's Ambassadors attempt to meme for "National Prevention Week" Sperm Racing Gov. Kay Ivey signs controversial Alabama hemp regulation into law (Alabama Reflector) Trump supporter, green card holder detained by ICE for over a month over years-old marijuana charge (The Independent) Jarred Shaw, Dallas native and basketball player in Indonesia, could face death penalty over cannabis candy (CBS) Mayor Adams celebrates Operation Padlock (NYC.gov)

Oklahoma Gov. Stitt signs bill adding hurdles for doctors to recommend medial marijuana, vetoes task force (Tulsa World Capitol) "Glitch" improperly cancels Oklahoma medical business licenses (KFOR YouTube) Pennsylvania kindergartener gives out jello shots (FOX)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Disturbed's Another Way to Die.

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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Coinbase hit with wave of lawsuits over customer data breaches (Trading View) Nick Neuman chats with a scammer (X) DOJ launches investigation into Coinbase cyberattack (Bloomberg) GENIUS Act passes Senate (Congress.gov) Jack says "sats is definitely the wrong term" (Nostr) KC BITCOINERS COFFEE MEETUP Friday at Maps Coffee in Lenexa KC BITCOINERS Slangin' for Sats at LIBERTY Steak n' Shake May 28th

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING

Shipment of thousands of chicks found abandoned in USPS truck now overwhelming an animal shelter (The Associated Press)

Man who tried to sell $6.5M gold toilet stolen from English country house is spared jail (AP)

Still finding trouble in the woods: 'Blair Witch Project' star at center of Maine road dispute (AP) California man who used underwater scooter in lake to try to evade police arrest pleads guilty to fraud (AP)

Paleontologists discover moth-like predator from 506 million years ago (FOX) California family sues funeral home after finding wrong body in uncle's casket (FOX)

UGA alum recently reunited with ring after 50 years loses it again (FOX)

Cat lady spends $5k giving kitty a gold tooth (Not the Bee)

Duck triggers speed camera exactly 7 years after identical incident (UPI) Arizona beam of light "explained" (FOX)

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Intro/Outro: capshun, BLVDE RUNNER - Astaroth

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THANK YOU FOR THE GNOME ART, BEAMUS!

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the fate of the FTIEs.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever called somebody by the wrong name.

TOP THREE 33

iOS 18.5 - Apple just gave all iPhone users 33 reasons to update now (Forbes)

33 people displaced after apartment fire in Fort Pierce, Florida (WPBF)

South Africa's MTN Group reports 33% rise in first-quarter core profit (Reuters)

Gaza death toll nears 52,900 as Israel kills 33 more Palestinians (Anadolu Ajansi)

Sudan: 33 people killed in attacks suspected to [be] carried out by paramilitary Rapid Support Forces (NEWS ON AIR)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Woman allegedly gave THC candy to playground children (YouTube)

Colorado lawmakers send bill to Gov. Jared Polis to streamline marijuana regulation (CO General Assembly)

Denver mayor signs ordinance updating Denver Marijuana Code to law (Denver Gov)

Indiana Gov. Mike Braun signs bill banning marijuana advertising (21 Alive News)

Independence, Missouri to use marijuana sales tax to solve cold cases (FOX4)

Why is Nebraska mulling changes to voter-approved medical cannabis laws? (Nebraska Examiner)

Gov. Kathy Hochul signs NY budget bill, removes clause allowing police to use the smell of marijuana as probable cause that a driver is impaired (NY.gov)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Green Day's Boulevard of Broken Dreams.

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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Bitcoin Mechanic vs Peter Todd OP_Return Debate

Bitcoin accepted at Steak n' Shake (Forbes)

KC BTC meetup Thursday at The Bar / KC BTC meetup Friday at Steak n' Shake / KC BTC May 28th circular economy

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FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING

Banburyshire woman's 33-mile challenge raises thousands for equine therapy project (Banbury Guardian)

Man died of 'blunt force injuries' at US petting zoo after suspected kangaroo fight in South Carolina (The Guardian) Fairfax County, VA McDonald's now has 21+ policy for indoor dining (NBC) Nebraskan jailed for lightsaber attacks (The Smoking Gun) American tourist climbs over fence at Colosseum, impales self on spike (LA Times) Amazon delivery driver caught defecating at L.A. homes gets fired (KTLA) Five fishermen adrift for 55 days (CBS) Romanian comes across hoard of priceless coins while out for nature walk (FOX) Arizona family creates AI likeness of murder victim to forgive killer during sentencing (Not the Bee) Missouri boy finds giant morel mushroom (News Nation Now)

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Episode 368 ★ Bowls With Buds ★ auggie

The Unthinking: All Gifts (MaryKate-Ultra)

Tune in to the Satellite Spotlight THIS SATURDAY May 10th at 6 PM C / 7 PM E

Intro/Outro: s t a r m a n - lets go back

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever noticed a magic number.

Next week, we just want to hear from you...

TOP THREE 33

33 transported to hospitals after shuttle bus crash near Hermann, Missouri (KSHB) Aarti Drugs Q4 results: profit jumps 33% on-year, revenue up 9%; margin flat (CNBC) 33% of Illinois soybeans planted, 32% of corn planted (Brownfield Ag news) 33-year-old American arrested for trying to smuggle over 4K rounds of ammo into Juarez (KDBC) Jersey Shore school district approves 33% tax hike (NJ.com) Halifax teen facing 33 charges following weapons threats at Citadel High School (CTV) Calgary Humane Society takes in 33 dogs seized during animal cruelty investigation (CTV) CNN nominated for 33 news & documentary Emmy Awards (CNN) Arvinas lays off 33% of staff, axes Pfizer-partnered phase 3 trials after seeing mixed data (Fierce Biotech) 3 killed, 33 injured in Russian attacks on Ukraine over past day (Kyiv Independent) South Korean interim leader quits 33 days ahead of early Presidential Election (Arirang News)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Marijuana use is extremely dangerous to the fetus in the womb, study finds (CNN) Rodeo man gets 24 years for fatal shooting during marijuana deal (The Mercury News) Michigan pot shop owner banned from operating in state (FOX) Bills reworking allocations for recreational marijuana head to Gianforte's desk (Montana Free Press) US Supreme Court declines taking up case against Mississippi's ad ban (USA Today) Oregon has spent $46 million fighting black market (Bend Source) Virginia Governor Glenn Youngkin vetoes medical market bill (NORML)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Limp Bizkit Rollin' (Air Raid Vehicle) Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at [email protected]

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Ring of Fire #25 COMING UP

Samourai Wallet case put on hold as prosecutors weigh dropping charges (99Bitcoins)

Samourai Wallet's lawyers say prosecution suppressed critical evidence, call for dismissal (CoinDesk)

Alan Bits (GitHub)

Vibe Coding Bitcoin games with Roland from Alby (YouTube)

Sir Spencer's vibe coded game

KC Bitcoiners FRIDAY May 9th 8:00 am at Thou Mayest

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING

Greece's dark past is uncovered after 33 bodies are found in a civil war-era mass grave (The Associated Press) LiveWire lost $20 million to sell 33 electric motorcyles in Q1 (Jalopnik) Bay Area driver throws live grenade out of window during California Highway Patrol car chase (CBS) Tourist bitten by crocodile while taking selfie at Phillippines Zoo because he thought it was fake (Yahoo) Prolific fare dodger 'tried to avoid paying for train' on way to court (Telegraph) Funeral home director gave fake ashes to thousands of grieving pet owners, dumped actual carcasses in landfill (Law and Crime) Kentucky second-grader accidentally orders 70,000 suckers (WKYT YouTube) Ohio woman arrested after pet raccoon found with her meth pipe (Akron Beacon Journal) A woodpecker has invaded a Massachusetts neighborhood (AP) Kansans want to stop man walking around legally nude (KWCH)

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Intro/Outro: Hyperdrive Boogie - Jaxius

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Introducing THE SPLIT BOX, creating one QR code to rule them all with verifiable splits which shall be updated in real time for the Satellite Spotlight on May 10, 2025

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever hit a pothole.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever noticed a magic number.

TOP THREE 33

Freak disappearance of electricity triggered power cut, says Spain PM Sanchez (Politico) 33 stocks at 52-week lows as stock market ends flat (Live Mint) Miners, insurers - and Netflix - lead 33 'perfect' stocks in damaged market (Investor's Business Daily) Man who opened fire in Fort Wayne, Indiana Kroger handed 33-year sentence (WANE) No delays, no excuses: Telangana begins deportation of 33 Pakistani nationals (The Hindu)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

K2 synthetic marijuana, despite being illegal in New York, is not hard to find and is as dangerous as ever (CBS) THC seltzers rise in popularity: What to know about the drinks (ABC) Indiana lawmakers ban marijuana ads but exempt existing contracts (Indiana Public Media) Trial set for nurse accused of failing to aid child who ingested marijuana (The Daily Item) Senators schedule public forums on medical cannabis, pending Nebraska legislation (Nebraska Examiner)

Scavenger hunt turned manhunt? Police say a man hid Easter eggs with weed in Texas city parks (USA Today)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Death's Symbolic.

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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

FBI: Internet crime losses up 33%, most victims over 60 (CBS) 2:24:00 exorbiant

Remove arbitrary limits on OP_Return (datacarrier) outputs #32359 (GitHub)

KC Meetup THURSDAY @ 6:30pm at The Bar in Mission, KS

Ring of Fire coming up! If you want in on the next one: [email protected]

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING

Aaron Judge turns 33 years old, makes history not seeing since Lou Gehrig (Sports Illustrated) Researchers expand mice lifespans by 33%, but will it work on humans? (BGR)

'Nurse Hailey' Okul was a healthy, happy 33-year-old. We need to talk about how she died. (USA Today)

Randolph County Board of Education votes to fire 33 staff members (WBOY) Judge rules Quebec's 33% tuition hike for out-of-province students is 'unreasonable' (Montreal Gazette)

Absher carries out over 33 million e-transactions in March (Saudi Gazette) Common OTC drug increases dementia risk by 33% in startling new research (The Mirror US)

Walmart to remodel 33 stores in 2025 (ABC)

33 homes coming to the Hutington Library campus (Urbanize LA)

Coalition tensions over tenant-in-situ funding 'crisis' as 33 families in Cork at risk of homelessness (The Irish Independent)

Up to 33 daily flights: Delta Air Lines & KLM's huge US-Amsterdam operation (Simple Flying)

Vatican asks visitors not to take pictures of Pope in coffin (The Times)

America's largest wolf pack has been found - and it's bigger than ever! (Animals Around the Globe)

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Intro/Outro: Press Start - Kaoilyn

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever hunted for Easter eggs.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever hit a pothole.

TOP THREE 33

Akamai Research: Web attacks up 33%, APIs emerge as primary targets (Morningstar) UP Government transfers 33 Indian Administrative Service officers, including 11 district magistrates (NDTV)

At least 33 civilians killed in Rapid Support Forces shelling of Sudan's El-Fasher, army says (Anadolu Ajansi)

These three stocks have done something only 33% of the S&P 500 has managed so far in 2025 (Nasdaq)

Russians bombard Ukraine with 95 missiles and UAVs overnight: 33 drones downed, 36 go off radar (Pravda)

DR Congo boat fire death toll revised down to at least 33 (RTE)

East Bay gang members face 33 felonies related to multimillion-dollar theft ring (KRON4) Indiana votes to annex 33 counties in Illinois (ABC)

Collapsed building: identity of 33 victims confirmed, including 22 Thais (Nation Thailand)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Doctors for Drug Policy Reform drop rescheduling lawsuit to avoid 'more delay' (D4DPR)

Arizona Gov. Katie Hobbs's chief of staff is accused in a lawsuit helping Trulieve subsidiary get a business license after deadline (AZ Capitol Times)

Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders vetoes bill to legalize medical sales via dispensary drive-thrus (AR.gov)

Delaware lawmakers send Gov. Matt Meyer bill addressing marijuana industry fingerprint background check dispute with FBI (DE.gov) Kentucky Auditor launches investigation into the Office of Medical Cannabis (KY.gov) Nebraska legislature fails to advance bill to implement, regulate weed program (NE Examiner) Police: Marijuana in deadly Warwick overdose was not laced with fentanyl (WPRI)

Texas appeals court overturns voter-approved decriminalization in San Marcos (FOX)

Appeals court sides with Bell County, Texas in marijuana lawsuit case, will return to local district court (KDH News)

Washington Gov. Bob Ferguson signed bill allowing regulators to verify excise tax exemptions for medical pot (WA.gov)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Pantera's Domination.

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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

BREAKING NEWS: "Keysend is dead."

ovvrdos ft. The Wolf - All Salsa No Chips / Stay Awhile / Torcon VII / Robert Willey / Everything is LIT / The Doerfels' Bloodshot Lies / The HeyCitizen Experience

Able and The Wolf on Value 4 Value in decentralized music

Into the Doerfelverse

Bill on crypto assets and derivatives in public hearing (gov.SI)

Inflection Point: Global implications of scam centers, underground banking, and illicit online marketplaces in Southeast Asia (UN Office on Drugs and Crime)

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FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING

Brewers shatter 33-year-old franchise record for stolen bases in a game (WKOW) Air Canada fined $3,000 after family stranded in Panama for 33 days (Aviation A2Z) US YouTuber remains in custody in India after visiting restricted island with a Diet Coke can (The Associated Press) Delta plane engine catches fire at Orlando airport, passengers evacuate on slides (CBS) United flight makes emergency landing after apparent rabbit strike (ABC) Italy unveils its first 'sex room' for prisoners (New York Post) Sam Altman says saying "please," "thank you" to ChatGPT costs millions in computing power (Futurism)

NYC woman dies after unlicensed surgeon tired to remove her butt implants (ABC) Woman poses as ICE agent to kidnap ex-boyfriend's wife at work, Florida cops say (Miami Herald)

US town forms human chain to move 9,100 books one-by-one (The Guardian)

Michigan man escapes quicksand with new girlfriend (NBC YouTube)

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MaryKate-Ultra and makeheroism are back in the Bowl for 4/20 Easter -- now with a node and HyperSpaceOut.com. Play games with them every other week!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BOOLYSTEED!

"TV" TALK

Severance / Common Side EffectsEnter the Void /Twin Peaks LOST / MDE.tv /Saturday Night Fever / hoe_math / Paul Stamets on JRE /

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Abs 'n'a 6-pack Shroomba

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Intro/Outro: Waiting for the Bus - Stevia Sphere

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Look out for HyperSpaceOut games

Abs n a 6-pack Shroomba ft. Morgan Rockwell

KC Bitcoiners' Block Party April 26th

4/20 BOWLS WITH BUDS FT MARYKATE-ULTRA & MAKEHEROISM

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever played with tarot cards.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever hunted Easter eggs.

TOP THREE 33

South Korea unveils 33 trillion won support package for chips amid US tariff uncertainty (The Business Times) "They can be saved": Ukraine urges OSCE action as Russia holds 33 journalists in captivity (Euromaidan Press) Rapper 'Fat Flow' gets 33 years for kidnapping migrants (Border Report) Canada's employment falls by 33k, down from expected gain of 10k (Yahoo)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Woman, 33, allegedly hid drugs in rectum, vagina, CBP says (Border Report)

Poll shows half of US weed consumers say Trump administration will lead them to consume more weed (The Harris Poll via Royal Queen Seeds / Journo Google Doc)

The federal Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services finalized rules to clarify pot products aren't eligible for coverage (Federal Register) Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders signed a bill to require testing of certain medical weed products (AR Legislature) Hawaii Gov. Josh Green signed bill to speed up expungements (HI.gov)

Maryland lawmakers sent Gov. Wes Moore a bill clarifying rules for consumption lounges (MD Legislation) and he signed legislation authorizing regulators to take enforcement action against businesses that sell weed products that don't comply with state rules (Governor.MD) Missouri cannabis regulators add another 6K products to list of recalled items (MO Independent) New Mexico Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham signed a bill to create a cannabis enforcement division (NM Legislature) and a bill creating a therapeutic psilocybin program (NMLegis.gov)

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Former Ethereum developer Virgil Griffith released (Atlas21)

Ross Ulbricht to speak at Bitcoin 2025 (Bitcoin Magazine)

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One dead, 33 hikers rescued from Arizona trail amid extreme heat (SFGATE)

Want to join Disneyland's exclusive Club 33? New details for membership are online (Los Angeles Times)

Pennsylvania man charged with 33 felonies for AI-generated child porn images (FOX 43)

Crosswalk buttons hacked to play hoax Musk, Zuckerberg recordings (YouTube)

A beloved pet tortoise is reunited with its family weeks after disappearing in a Mississippi tornado (The Associated Press) Australian woman unknowingly gives birth to a stranger's baby after IVF clinic error (AP)

South Carolina woman saves her husband after an alligator attacked him in their retirement community (Not the Bee)

Mystery creature caught on Colorado camera (YouTube)

Stranger has sex with corpse on subway (NY Daily News)

Missing Utah dog found 1,000 miles away from home in Texas (YouTube)

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